Random Abs of Kindness

This collection of true and heart-warming stories shows that even hardbodies can have soft hearts. From push-starting a stalled VW for five miles to bench-pressing canned foods for the homeless, this book will inspire you to have the body you've always wanted and the karma you've always dreamed about.

The Kama Sutra of Pooh

A.A. Milne's "silly old bear" provides a touching and graphic introduction to the ways of ancient Eastern lovemaking in this follow-up to the enormously popular "Tao of Pooh."

Men Are From Earth, Women Are From Earth

Dr. Rigas Shival has discovered what no one thought possible: that men and women are the same species and actually have many traits in common! "Hot showers, for instance," says the author. "Everybody loves a nice hot shower. And both men and women feel that Wendy's Frosty Dairy Desserts are pretty skanky."

Mysteries of the Food Pyramid

Did alien beings create the Food Pyramid? Heinrigger Wolftone argues that a structure so conceptually simple yet nutritionally complete could only have been created by an advanced race of beings with eating habits far superior to our own.

Cellular Conversations With God

In 1995, Trudy Bellwether faced a challenge to her faith when her '72 Rambler tossed a rod. When prayer and meditation failed to put her in touch with the Creator, she pulled out her scanner and listened in on God's cell phone conversations. Read transcripts in which He speaks to the faithful ("John Paul! Where's that fifty you owe me?"), addresses the great issues of our time ("Dianetics sucks."), and orders pizza ("You got Crazy Bread? I'll take two orders of Crazy Bread. And a Barq's.")

The Healing Power of Medicine

After suffering a bad heat rash, Linda Starflower sought aid from her aromatherapist, her crystal healer and even ancient Tulsa lamp-shade therapy, all to no avail. Then she heard about a sect of healers called "Doctors" who practice a form of healing called "Medicine." They gave her what she describes as "a sort of ointment," and she was soon cured. Now she seeks to introduce others to this alternative miracle therapy.