Lore Sjöberg is the editor of the Brunching Shuttlecocks
and the author of "The Book of Ratings." His hobbies include doubt,
ennui, angst, regret, uncertainty, resignation, and puppetry. He lives in
Oakland, California.
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2003 The Apathetic Online Journal Entry Generator Reader Mail (24 March 2003) Fortunetelling Methods, Part 1 Wart Remedies Good or Bad, Part 24 Reader Mail (10 March 2003) More Than Meets The Eye Danger Symbols, Part 2 Reader Mail (10 February 2003) The Arts and Crafts Bookshelf Hit Man Danger Symbols, Part 1 Reader Mail (3 February 2003) Ed's World, Part 16 Predictions State Quarters, Part 4 Reader Mail (13 January 2003) 2002 New Year's Eve Traditions Stages of Coping With a Terminal Illness Don't Make the Smug Guy's Head Explode Street Fighter II Characters (Part II) Street Fighter II Characters (Part I) Wedding Vows to Avoid Statues The Adventures of Evil Overmom Gaydar the Magnificent Marvel Supervillains (Part II) Reader Mail (26 August 2002) Reader Mail (19 August 2002) Roshambo Run Marvel Supervillains (Part I) Ninja Massage Therapist Reader Mail (12 August 2002) Months (Part II) Homonculi Lore: See Clearly The Method Reader Mail (5 August 2002) Months (Part I) Lore: I Need Just Something I've Had in My Head For a While Now Accounting for Taste Lore: Have Fun Real Cooking Movie Ratings For A Better America Brat Wrapz Gearod's LJ Being There, Doing That: Pizza and Pipes Martha Stewart's Talking More Unreal Tournament Weapons The Shutupicrat Could You Be More Pathetic? Unreal Tournament Weapons Are You Horny? The Brunching Shuttlecocks Guide to Choosing a Password TuneBlock Lore: The Courage The Weblog FAQK Diagrams for You Spider-Man's Powers Good or Bad, Part 23 The Five Most Profitable Companies in the Star Wars Galaxy Refrigerator Magnets Lore: Tribute Film The Atomic Patrol Aspects of the Future Circa 1953 The Back Page Lore: Never Heard The Apocalypse Drinking Game Mood Swing Slang Words That Mean "Good" Numbers Keyboard Symbols The Twelve Least Surprising AP Headlines Soda Flavors Sundae Toppings The Oral Sex Donation System Power Tools Canadian Snack Foods/Canadiens Casse-Croûte The Geek Hierarchy The Geek Hierarchy 2001 Free Promotional Postcards I Got in LA Facial Hair Dear Lindy Good or Bad, Part 22 Videogame Console FAQK Untitled Part 9 State Quarters, Part 3 Urbane Legends How To Tell An Indian Elephant From An African Elephant Dinosaurs Part II Lore: A Stick Lore: With Power The Institute for Contemporary Cosmetic Enhancement Things From the Dollar Store Part IV Lore: Country Club Things From the Dollar Store Part III Lore: Buzzing Sensation The Net's First "Enterprise" Slash Fiction Things From the Dollar Store Part II Are You Smarter Than Miss America? Things From the Dollar Store An Open Letter to Dorks and Losers Psychic Powers Untitled Part 8 More Stuff From The Airline Catalog More Stuff From The Airline Catalog Kevin Smith and His Magic Feather Maryland Institute College of Art: The Great Turning Wonders of the World Kitchen Floor Lore: In Movies IAQ Dante's Inferno Punishments, Part V The Star Wars Title Generator Am I President Or Not? Jesus, It's 2001 and We're Doing Smurf Jokes? Dante's Inferno Punishments, Part IV Your Roommate Plays The Indigo Girls Ed's World, Part 15 The Web's Hottest Sites To Be Good or Bad, Part 21 Dante's Inferno Punishments, Part III Dante's Inferno Punishments, Part II Dante's Inferno Punishments, Part I For Dummies Books Seventies Crafts Crackers Lore: Clothing Company Good or Bad, Part 20 Lore: I Think Phone Features The Web's Hottest Sites Black and White Apes and Monkeys Tom Hanks: Where is He Now? Utensils Music Media Mary Kate and Ashley: Why They Do the Things They Do Twelve AP Headlines Tomy Pocket Games Good or Bad, Part 19 Smartass Answers to the Loving Nature Quiz Breakfast Menu I Don't Want To Be Elfstar Any More. I Want To Be More Breakfast Cereals. Lore: More Things Bar Appetizers Domifex Tastes The Alternate Universe Channel Ed's World, Part 14 In Which We Attempt To Advance the State of the Art of Spamming The Drug Slang Translator In Which We Start Picking On The New President Already Ways To Leave Your Lover Good or Bad, Part 18 Names for Felis Concolor 2000 Things You Make Out of Snow Baby Toys Containers The Everquest FAQK Egg Dishes Any Other Name State Quarters, Part 2 Hats Am I President or Not? Are You On Fire? One Vote State License Plates, Part Two The Campaign Scandal Generator Lore: eBay Auction More Labors of Hercules Fur Lore: Number 37 Labors of Hercules Aspects of Camping The Brunching Shuttlecocks Financial Bookshelf Title Match Ed's World, Part 13 Beyond the Lollipop Guild Fisher-Price Little People After the Punchline School Supplies Good or Bad, Part 17 The Lightbulb Exemption List The A-Team State License Plates Aspects of the Movie Theater Rules For My Apartment Complex Four Road Signs Presented as Graffiti from a Post-Apocalyptic Nightmare World A is for Agent NotMail Movies That Will Piss Off The CAPAlert Guy Wacky But True Laws The Legion of Doom The Hazzard County Driver's Test Monopoly Sets Microinsurance Lore: Vision Quest Apathy Automotive Fireworks The Highest Court Input Devices Top Level Domain Names Microsoft: The Verdict Pikachewy French Food You Suck On Stuff in the Airline Catalog Good or Bad, Part 16 Lights The Sarcasterizer The Sarcasterizer The Warning of Prince Charles The Björk Song The Björk Song Israeli Snack Foods Emotional Responses Rudolph: The Lost Scene Party Favors An Open Letter From Metallica Whiskey Chug Bipartisan Compromises Ed's World Part 12 Aesop's Fables Aspects of Easter Rain Gear Insect Parts Fuzzy Logic Functions: An Overview Untitled Seven Magic Tricks Good or Bad? (Part Fifteen) Why There's No Microsoft Settlement Swedish Candy C.Y.B.O.R.G. The Future of Marketing Lore 2000 The Neighborhood of Make-Believe The Long Form Things in Space Call Somebody Who Gives A Damn! Lore: Kuala Lumpur How To Be A Grown-Up Fantasy Geek Piggies Cold and Flu Remedies Acronym Interaction, Expansion and Extrapolation Engine 1-800-CALL-CUT Who Wants To Marry A Bachelor? Things You Sit On Ed's World Part 11 Why PSAs Are Dumb Czech and Romanian Snack Foods Good or Bad? (Part Fourteen) Dating Voltaire Marsupials Electoral Collage In Which Poems By Dylan Thomas and Robert Frost Are Made Into Crowd-Pleasing Hollywood Blockbusters Jelly Belly Flavors Are You Dead? The Lady or the -- Hey, Those Aren't Tigers! Battle Beyond the Stores Star Wars Lego Figures Placebo Good Luck Charms The Random Bar Joke Generator The Nose Wax Chronicles Ice Cream Novelties 1999 Good or Bad? (Part Twelve) Old People In 2050 New Quarters More Korean Snacks Findings of ___ The Brunching Shuttlecocks Sexual Awakening Library Lore: No Idea Footwear Yulephilia Insects Good or Bad? (Part Twelve) Miracles of Christ Real Name or Stage Name? Untitled Six Ed's World Part 10 Street Names Smartass Answers to the Alien Abduction Survey Amusement Park Foods More Satanic Symbols Wedding Traditions Trick or Whatever Aaaaaauctions.com I Ought To Be a Law VCR Remote Buttons Good or Bad? (Part Eleven) Lore: Let's See Playground Equipment Hog Meat Tact Call Vampire: The Masquerade FAQK Lore: All Music Korean Snack Foods Untitled Five Household Hints Paleolithic Web Pages Extinct Animals Ad Code No-Ugly Labs Missed Connections Gödel, Escher, Breakfast Cereal Is Your Child On Drugs? Internet Humor Godzilla Enemies Ed's World Part 9 Good or Bad? (Part Ten) MaisieTrade Lore: Take Two Folk Songs The Guy Who Knows Karate Australian Snack Foods The Y2K Survival Catalog Alert! Coffeeshop Drinks More Inanimate Object Candy Good or Bad? (Part Nine) Extremely Remedial Courses Inanimate Object Candy Lore: French Fries Dairy Products More Crap We Got In the Mail lamedomain.com The Brunching Shuttlecocks Guide to Exotic Produce A Brief History of Time Travel Is That Porn or Erotica? The Alternate Spider-Man Vicious Vegan The Rest of the Plagues of Egypt Plagues of Egypt More of the World According to AltaVista More Hostess Products Click Here to Spend Money (Part One) Ed's World Part 8 Japanese Snack Foods Good or Bad? (Part Eight) Honest Eros The Jedi Training Generator Titles for Star Wars Episode II Phantom Menace Speed Ratings More Darths How Loud is My Radio? How to Argue on Usenet Real, True-Life Road Signs We Made Up Schoolhouse Rock Part III Good or Bad? (Part Seven) Urban Legends Cute Baby Animals: Exposed Street Signs The World's Least Valid Internet Poll Monkeys, Numbers, and You Cinematron Kids' Songs Chinese Food FaustVirtual Still More Classic Video Games Internet Samoleon Providers Farm Animals Lore: Hidden Camera The Wrestling Move Generator Greek Gods Memento Morty So Speaks Randon How Bad Is Batman More Dungeons and Dragons Character Classes Diner Food Are You There, God? It's More Breakfast Cereal 6 Questions So Sexy You'll Have Him Begging For More Surefire Cures for the Hiccups Aspects of Jabberwocky Perfume or Marvel Super Villain? The Computer Game Library Coins Choose Your Own Damn Sex Act Calumny House Music Club The Billionaire Says... Car Accessories Lore: Simultaneous Impression Lyricz Schoolhouse Rock Part II Smilin' Willy Gates Cheat Codes for Application Programs Is That Ham? Dungeons and Dragons Character Classes Roshambo Rampage Red Letter Day Lawn Ornaments Best of 1998 1998 Chess Pieces Good or Bad? (Part Six) Animal X More Christmas Songs The Goth Quote Generator -- Enhanced Edition Aspects of Sushi Restaurants The Near Future The Truth About Poinsettias ThunderCats Thanksgiving Foods 20,000 Leagues Bilingual Curious Charles Atlas Shrugged Car Options Clothe the Swimsuit Model Untitled Four Yet More Breakfast Cereal Radio Repetitive Paul is Dead Clues Ed's World Part 7 Is This Relationship Over or What? Live! Untitled Three Cat Toys The Extreme Sports Generator Ed and Trudy's Discount Haunted Trailer Mansion More Charges Against Microsoft Schoolhouse Rock Lore: Thank You Your Guide to the New Twenty-Dollar Bill Hanna Barbera Cartoons The Truth About Abraham Lincoln Deodorant Scents Putting the 'Intern' in 'Internet' Boy Scout Merit Badges ___ Jury Testimony Aspects of Televised Football Norse Code QubeAds Fire, Work With Me Sequel II URLs, URLs, URLs Crap We Got In the Mail Good or Bad? (Part Five) The Law Rating System Norse Gods The Tie Code Amazon on Display The Craftsman Revolution Supermarket Vending Machine Items Choose Your Own Damn Adventure Lore: Any Kind Ninja Weapons Wrong Answer Beliefs of the Primitive Mall-Walkers Doughnuts and Doughnut-like Foods Less Popular Cereal Mascots A Reply to FAIR Characters From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Their First Time Crusaders References From Last Week's Ratings Lore: I Hate More Classic Video Games Cocktails Either/Or Pool Toys Good or Bad? (Part Four) More Pizza Toppings The Spiritual Growth Bookshelf Misheard Lyrics Coca-Cola Slogans The Associate Degrees of Kevin Bacon Star Pets Marvel Superheroes Harp on Godzilla Other Problems The Goth Quote Generator Banner Ad Nauseam (Part II) More Cookies Red, Red Whatever Lore: Not Necessarily Dog Tricks Speed Racer Characters Cold Standard Grrilla Office Supplies Porn Star or My Little Pony? Toon-Style He-Man Characters How's The Weather Down There? Lore: Unholy Union Constellations Bullish on Babylon Results Atari 2600 Games Good or Bad? (Part Three) Test Marketing Measurements Schoolyard Games Automated Philosophy The Obligatory Academy Awards Bit 'Alice's Adventures' Characters Star Chart Lore: The Only Swiss Army Knife Items Smartass Answers to the 80's Quiz Lore: A Friend Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Flavors One Man's Breakfast Lore: Dear Lore Still More Breakfast Cereal The Inbedded Text Generator The Inbedded Text Generator It's Spelled Orgasm More Superfriends The Pompatus of Love Personality Test A Brief Guide to British English Lore: In Charge The Empowering Oracle Untitled Two Mythical Creatures Certify! Lore: About Drinking Ed's World Part 6 Aspects of the Laundromat ___ of the Union Banner Ad Nauseam Board Games Man Meals Hey to the Chief A Picture of Amy Grant Making the Devil Sign Are You God? Bad Sales, Part One The Price of Money Popeye and Entourage The Luke Side of the Force McDonald's Food 1997 Card Games Ed's World Part 5 Christmas Songs Bullish on Babylon Bullish on Babylon Bullish on Babylon Fun With a Purpose Batman Villains Christian Metal Band or Star Trek Episode? Untitled One Total Recall Three's Company Characters Cancel Jams Shopping Trip Types of Band-Aids Unsuspected Super Powers Kool-Aid Flavors Scooby-Doo Characters Pathfinder: The Movie Ed's World Part 4 Cookies Do You Yahoo, You Yahoo? Good or Bad? (James Bond Edition) Good or Bad? (Part Two) Good or Bad? The Phantom Menace Revealed Fashion for a Higher Cause Hot Things Chat Room Bingo The Political Agenda of a Man With a Foot up His Ass Halloween Treats Tina the Troubled Teenager The Marzipan Bunnies Alien Invaders YourWeather True Love Hangs Out Clue Suspects The Reunion Superman's Powers RealFunny Beanie Baby or G.I. Joe? Winnie-the-Pooh Characters Lock-Org Ed's World More Breakfast Cereal Personals The World According to AltaVista Kid Vehicles Normal Kombat Scary Theatre Crayola Colors The CIA Health Plan A Pun Classic Video Games WebByMail Best of Hell Pet Rodents Loofa-San New Year's Revolution Star Trek Alien Makeup Fruitility of Existence Spy Planes From Outer Space Kitchen Appliances That Only Do One Thing Homes For Sale Monopoly Tokens Satin Elegance Motor Oil for Her Why Pippi Longstocking is a Great Book Ed's World Pizza Toppings The Anarchy Organization Elvis Movie or Cocktail? Dinosaurs CryoLabs Hostess Products Stress and You Deadly Sins Are You a One-Hit Wonder? Star Trek: File This The 100-Question Parody Test Rock Stars with One Name Retraction One, Twice, Three Times an Orgasm Sesame Street Characters Ed's World Uses for Potatoes The Adventures of Billy and God Crotch Breakfast Cereals The Future of the Internet The Ten-Question Purity Test Superfriends Children's Books for a Digital Age Sequels II: Not Actually Sequels Aspects of Bowling The Self-Help Bookshelf Star Wars Villains Candy Bar Math |
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