Attack of the Alanis Morissette Harmonica Solo
Unsuspecting youths dabbling in the occult manage to
summon one of the most destructive forces in the universe:
Alanis Morissette's harmonica solo from "Head Over Feet."
As the harmonica solo rages through the city, destroying
property and jarring teeth loose, the authorities are
helpless until a plucky scientist manages to harness
an equally terrible power: the lyrics from Jewel's
"You Were Meant for Me." The two musical travesties battle
to a surprise ending.
Bordello of Breasts
A geeky counselor, dying of acne at a campground for hookers, vows
revenge for no apparent reason. He swears that he will return to kill
anyone who has sex in a secluded place, showers and/or takes her shirt
off while on camera. Needless to say, the body count gets up there.
The Vampire LeVar
LeVar Burton, in a desperate attempt to raise his career
from the graveyard of Reading Rainbow and Trek movies,
sells his eternal soul for a starring role in a popular film.
He is transformed into an entertainment vampire, sucking
the lifeblood from film to feed his ego, kind of like
Madonna in Evita. Justice is served when he realizes that
because of his spooky vampire eyes, he still has to wear
contacts in every movie he makes.
Tornado, Earthquake, Volcanic Eruption, Alien Invasion and Flood
The ultimate disaster movie, Tornado, Earthquake,
Volcanic Eruption, Alien Invasion and Flood destroys Los Angeles
five different ways at once, killing millions of people but not a
cute German shepherd, a beautiful female scientist, and a good-looking
rogue government agent. This film has played so well to advance
audiences that filming is already underway for
Tornado, Earthquake, Volcanic Eruption, Alien Invasion, Flood,
Landslide, Tidal Wave, Nuclear Meltdown and Big Hailstones.