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You're a modern woman, and you realize that today's woman is different from today's sweaty, football-basking, armpit-scratching, national-brand-beer-swilling man. You look different, you feel different, and you drive different.

That's why we made Satin elegance brand motor oil, the only motor oil specially formulated for a woman's car. With Satin Elegance your car's engine will be smooth, sassy, and full of energy -- like you! And if you happen to get some on your hands, don't worry; Satin Elegance will help keep them soft and wrinkle-free.

Satin Elegance Motor Oil: Because you're different. You just are.

Look for these other fine products from April Blossom Products For Her (a division of International Chemical, Inc.)

  • "Smooth & Easy" Spackle for Her
  • "Creamesque" Non-Dairy Creamer for Her
  • "My, That's a Clean Video" VHS Videotape Cleaner for Her
  • "Winter Breeze" Industrial-Grade Freon for Her

[ I Love My Satin Elegance ]

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