She has flowing hair, smooth skin, languid eyes, and
she's completely naked. Are we discussing here a star of one of the
approximately four hundred thousand single-, double-, and
triple-X-rated films out there, or
one of the approximately four hundred thousand different "My Little
Ponies" they flooded toy stores with in the Eighties?
That's what we're here to find out. Below is a list of names.
Each name belongs to either a porn star, or a My Little Pony. Your
job is to try and tell the fornicator from the latter. Supine or
equine? New Wave Hookers or new-agey hoofers? You make the call.
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