by Lore Sjöberg
Do you mistakenly get Buddha's mail?
Did you make little green apples?
Do your friends suddenly dump you when they start taking physics classes?
Do people make jokes about you liking to pretend you're a doctor?
Do you get pissed off when people who are not actually talking to you say your name?
Does your resume consist of the single word "everything"?
Do you understand the success of Pauly Shore?
Would you, in all honesty, describe yourself as "godlike"?
Are people always asking you for shit?
Do you smite?