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by Lore Sjöberg
Some things are good. Some things are bad. We like to
make sure the world at large knows which is which. That's
why we run these little diversions. Not for us, not for you,
but for generations as-yet unconceived who will silently
thank us for the example we had the courage to set. Just
so you know. So indulge us, and tell us which items in
the following list are good and which are bad.
Update: Done. That's it. We're done with this one. Thanks.
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Good!
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| (713) |
Pause buttons |
| (566) |
Sticky notes |
| (318) |
The "new releases" section of the video store |
| (286) |
Roman numerals |
| (225) |
Clothespins |
| (160) |
Air sickness bags |
| (106) |
Human brains kept alive in jars |
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| (-122) |
The ocarina |
| (-172) |
Noah's Ark toys with pairs of maybe two dozen little toy animals |
| (-230) |
Frozen yogurt without any toppings |
| (-233) |
Bucking broncos |
| (-357) |
Lubri-strips |
| (-377) |
Long white nightgowns with a little pink ribbon at the neck |
| (-390) |
Breechcloths |
| (-550) |
The area on the back of checks outside of which you're not allowed to write |
| (-682) |
Low-calorie food products that somehow incorporate the word "lean" into their names |
Bad! |
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