Online high-speed networked gaming finally comes to
solitaire! For only $59.95 for the software plus $12.50 a month to join
SoloNet, you can enjoy fifty different types of Solitaire in a fully
networked environment. Look over people's shoulders! Make suggestions
for moves! Try to play a game while people are looking over your shoulder
and suggesting moves! It's solitaire like you've never played it before
except in real life!
Marcy's Special Shopping Adventure
After conducting extensive research that showed
that young girls like "talking," "making friends," and "not sitting
hunched over a glowing computer screen," the developers at Pink Starlight
Software developed a computer game in which the main character does all
of that and more! This is the latest in their line of games that nurture young
girls into mature adult girls by reinforcing gender stereotypes in a
brightly-colored and culturally diverse setting.
Kill Everyone 3-D
Taking misanthropic gore to new levels, this game uses
a phone directory and census profile to allow you to track down and gun
down everyone in the U.S. and Canada. Teachers! Parents! That one guy
at the store who watches you like you're going to steal something all
the time! With nothing more than a name and a general location, your
adversary is rendered in detailed 3-D, allowing you to unleash your
aggression in an almost certainly psychologically harmless manner!
You Don't Know Shit
At long last, an irreverent quiz show game that tests
your knowledge of fecal matter! Which hoofed mammal provides the most
nitrogen-rich manure? What is the optimal per-capita sewage flow rate
for a mid-sized east-coast metropolis? Wacky questions like these,
plus the special Shinola Identification Round make this a great game
for the whole family!
"Distilling" the recent round of hunting simulation games
into their purest form, this game forgoes all the tiresome hunting and
tracking in favor of a game that lets you sit around in a tent drinking
heavily advertised brands of beer and discussing sports teams, guns,
and swimsuit issues. Especially adventurous gamers may want to try the
Microbrewery Add-on Pack.
In this highly anticipated sequel, once again your job is
to shape the seedy underbelly of a growing city, from Victorian bawdy
houses on the outskirts of town to modern crack dens and on to the
illegal psychotropic implant centers of the future! The new graphics
are even better, letting you watch your virtual ne'er-do-wells as they
shake down tourists, pick up johns, and exchange gunfire.