Solitaire Online
Online high-speed networked gaming finally comes to solitaire! For only $59.95 for the software plus $12.50 a month to join SoloNet, you can enjoy fifty different types of Solitaire in a fully networked environment. Look over people's shoulders! Make suggestions for moves! Try to play a game while people are looking over your shoulder and suggesting moves! It's solitaire like you've never played it before except in real life!

Marcy's Special Shopping Adventure
After conducting extensive research that showed that young girls like "talking," "making friends," and "not sitting hunched over a glowing computer screen," the developers at Pink Starlight Software developed a computer game in which the main character does all of that and more! This is the latest in their line of games that nurture young girls into mature adult girls by reinforcing gender stereotypes in a brightly-colored and culturally diverse setting.

Kill Everyone 3-D
Taking misanthropic gore to new levels, this game uses a phone directory and census profile to allow you to track down and gun down everyone in the U.S. and Canada. Teachers! Parents! That one guy at the store who watches you like you're going to steal something all the time! With nothing more than a name and a general location, your adversary is rendered in detailed 3-D, allowing you to unleash your aggression in an almost certainly psychologically harmless manner!

You Don't Know Shit
At long last, an irreverent quiz show game that tests your knowledge of fecal matter! Which hoofed mammal provides the most nitrogen-rich manure? What is the optimal per-capita sewage flow rate for a mid-sized east-coast metropolis? Wacky questions like these, plus the special Shinola Identification Round make this a great game for the whole family!

Beer Drinker
"Distilling" the recent round of hunting simulation games into their purest form, this game forgoes all the tiresome hunting and tracking in favor of a game that lets you sit around in a tent drinking heavily advertised brands of beer and discussing sports teams, guns, and swimsuit issues. Especially adventurous gamers may want to try the Microbrewery Add-on Pack.

ScumCity 3000
In this highly anticipated sequel, once again your job is to shape the seedy underbelly of a growing city, from Victorian bawdy houses on the outskirts of town to modern crack dens and on to the illegal psychotropic implant centers of the future! The new graphics are even better, letting you watch your virtual ne'er-do-wells as they shake down tourists, pick up johns, and exchange gunfire.