You're jammin', slammin', and extreme. You've got the attitude,
the altitude, and the will to destroy all comers. You play hard,
with no mercy to your opponents or your body. And you still lose.
But that's okay, because you've got WHISKEY CHUG, the sports drink
for losers. WHISKEY CHUG has electrolytes and carbohydrates to restore
lost fluids and minerals, and sweet, numbing sour mash bourbon to sweep away the
stinging pain of ignominious defeat.
So play your hardest and give it your all, because when you lose anyway, you've got WHISKEY CHUG.