The Campaign Scandal Generator
With mere hours left before America elects a new Figurehead
of the Free World, voters are feeling a deep concern that
they may forget one of the several thousand rumors, scandals,
and embarrassing incidents that have peppered the presidential
campaigns like some sort of pungent ground spice.
Don't worry your adorable head! We have a tool that will produce
scandalized news headlines on demand, most of which probably existed
at some point. Now you can decide who to vote for without
having to know what "capital gains tax" means!