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If you're like most people in the US, you've done a lot of work to make your cubicle walls entertaining to co-workers, clients, and random passers-by alike. Dilbert cartoons, Star Trek blueprints, interesting soda can sculpture -- these things take time and imagination, right? So why not see some return on your investment?

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