If you're like most people in the US, you've
done a lot of work to make your cubicle walls
entertaining to co-workers, clients, and random
passers-by alike. Dilbert cartoons, Star Trek blueprints,
interesting soda can sculpture -- these things take
time and imagination, right? So why not see some
return on your investment?
Introducing QubeAds: The Advertising of Tomorrow®!
Simply stick one of our QubeAds® -- many of which
are not pornographic -- on your cubicle walls along
with all the other items of interest, set up the
QubeCam® to monitor traffic, and we'll pay you up
to one cent* for everyone who stops and looks. It's
So sign up with QubeAds® today, and let your
workplace work for you!
*One cent rate applies only to
porn ads. Other rates will be lower. QubeCam®
rental fees additional. Payments
will be withheld until account accrues $4000
or the sun becomes a red giant and devours the
earth. QubeAds® is not responsible for losses suffered
as a result of United Media sending guys to break
your thumbs. Offer void where unusual.