by Lore Sjöberg
Queen Amidala's lower lip: A+
"My sideburns, chicks dig. Hot, they make me look.": C-
Darth Torso: A
Testing positive for Jedi: D+
Leia's hairdo justified at last: B
"Hey, Padme's totally hitting on Anakin!": C-
The Littlest Greedo: C
Darth Chin: C+
Collapsible Droids: B+
Jabba the Hutt and his Amazing Musical Cuspidor: B-
Hot hot double-sided lightsaber action: A+
"The chair recognizes the delegate from planet Spielberg": A-
And the Oscar for Most Blatant Messianic Reference goes to...: D
"Shmi." What is that? Welsh?: C+
The Tusken Raider Biathlon: B+
Wacky Battle Syndrome: D-
Thanks to Mike for contributions to the post-screening quipfest.
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