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Hey Ladies!!!

Tired of looking for the right man? Think the entire male species leaves something to be desired?

You may be more right than you know.

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Yes, dolphins are the perfect mate for the modern woman who's looking for that no-nonsense relationship. Why put up with Sundays filled with football and beer when every day can be a day at the beach! Tired of dealing with men who don't do what you want them to do? Dolphins are highly trainable! And talk about affectionate! No more early mornings waking up in an empty bed because the creep vanished before sunrise. Your dolphin mate will be at your watery side at your beck and call, often with a gift of a fish to warm your heart and fill your stomach!

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The Trans-Mammal Love Connection: Mankind may be at the top of the evolutionary ladder, but you can do better.

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