Who do you think you are?

Mr.
Ms.

1) What is it with you today?

What is it with you?
Huh?
Don't push me.

2) Are you kidding me?

Yeah? So?
What if I was?
I dunno.

3) You got a problem with that?

What if I do?
I wish I was never born.
Whatever.

4) If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you?

Maybe I would!
Like you care.
Can't we just have one meal without a fight?

5) What were you thinking?

What do you think?
I'm trying to watch TV.
Stuff.

6) You call that music?

Yes.
No.
I hate you!

7) What?

Nothing
I said nothing
Nothing, okay?