The Hazzard County Driver's Test by Lore Sjöberg
1. When a police car approaches you from the rear, lights flashing, you should:
pull over to the side of the road and stop until it has passed. change lanes to give it the right-of-way. yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
2. When driving in dangerous conditions or inclement weather, you should:
be especially careful to observe the speed limit. drive more slowly than the speed limit, if conditions so merit. yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
3. When approaching a railroad crossing, you should:
stop if there are red lights flashing. slow down and exercise caution even if there are no lights flashing. yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
4. If you are involved in an accident, you are required by law to:
stop and exchange insurance information with the others involved. immediately place a call to a local law enforcement agency. yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
5. At an intersection controlled by stoplights, a green arrow indicates that you may:
make a protected turn. proceed only if there are no other cars waiting. yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
6. If a child under four is riding in the car with you, you must:
make sure that he or she is sitting and wearing a seatbelt. make sure that he or she is sitting in an approved crash-safety seat. yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.
7. The blood-alcohol limit for legal driving is:
0.10 percent. 0.08 percent. yell "Yeee-haaa!" and floor it.