by Lore Sjöberg
So you want to be a pro wrestler. Hey, who doesn't?
You've got your steroids, your spandex, and your scowl, but
any pro wrestler worth his action figure has a unique
and devastating finishing move. That's why we're here:
this Wrestling Move Generator will give you enough
finishing moves to start your own Monday night extravangza
of feigned violence. We suggest you call it "Straw Is Warts."
Kudos and/or props to Kevin Sobiski.