Hate meat, but love the suffering it symbolizes? Want to eat more
healthy foods, but don't want to give up the delicious flavor of
once-living flesh cut down in its prime? Then try new Vicious Vegan
Entrees, for everyone who wants a healthy body and a sick mind!
The delicious taste of a baby cow raised in inhuman captivity has
never been available in soy form -- until now! You can practically
taste the misery!
"Last Bite" Endangered Soy Entrees
Eating an endangered species may be illegal, but not eating something
that tastes like an endangered species. By consulting a
team of convicted poachers, we've been able to come up with our
"Last Bite" line, each with the flavor of an endangered
animal. Try Soy Snow Tiger, Soy Panda, Soy Condor, and our personal favorite,
Soy Baby Harp Seal.
We've taken the Most Dangerous Game, and made it into the Most Delicious
Meal! Each slice of carefully-textured Vicious Vegan Soy Human tastes
so much like the real thing, you'll think you're eating a friend! Available
in Sinewy Dock Worker, Fat-Marbled Senator, and new Choir Boy.
Vicious Vegan Side Dishes
These are just vegetables and herbs, but we kill an animal
anyway! We just whack it over the head and dump its body in a landfill,
so that you can eat hearty in the knowledge that you're still at the
top of the food chain.
Vicious Vegan -- A Plate Full of Hate