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TuneBlock

It's coming.

It will be here soon.

The bold new music recording technology that will protect artists' rights while actually enhancing your music experience.

Starting in a very short while, all new music published by RIAA members will feature TuneBlock™, a method whereby special harmonics included in the songs will erase all memory of the melody, chords, and words from your mind shortly after you hear it, leaving nothing but a pleasant sensation of having enjoyed something.

Think of it. Every musical experience will be like the first time. Every track will be exciting and new. And you'll never have a song stuck in your head again.

Even better, TuneBlock™ will protect the rights of artists, eliminating the billion-dollar losses the music industry accrues from having songs illegally hummed in public and strummed in dorm rooms. And some of that money will be passed on to a few of our more popular artists.

It's the right thing to do. It's as easy as listening and forgetting. And, frankly, you don't have a choice. What are you going to do, listen to unsigned bands?

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