The Star Trek Universe once again
explodes into action on UPN this fall with Star Trek: File This,
the adventures of a group of clerical workers in the Internal Requisitions
Department of Starfleet's Bureau of Resource Management and
Allocation! |
Character Guide: |
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Assistant Undersecretary Rich Fenwick,
the IRD's dashing and obsessively efficient Department Head. |
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M'Nolta Eris, the half-Romulan, quarter-Vulcan, one-eighth-Bajoran
office manager, whose cold exterior belies a heart of utter
aloofness. |
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Nigel "Lucky" Walter, the Welsh filing clerk whose endearing
accent justifies his flat characterization and lack of coherent
motivation. |
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Boolooip, a lump of semi-sentient putty that doesn't actually do
anything but which can't be fired. |
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Rex Altkey, a known renegade who was relieved of his previous
duty for having restocked the stylus cabinet in a reckless and
inappropriate manner. |
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Renna Harris, an actress who will quit the series halfway
through the first season when she realizes this ain't exactly Dostoevsky. |
| Join them as they protect the universe from threats
of misappropriated resources and poorly routed supply orders
on Star Trek: File This! |
Program Guide: |
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Episode One, "Who Would Fardels Bear?"
A malevolent alien of immense intelligence appears in the Internal
Requisitions Department offices, and the staff must refer it to
the department that can save the universe! |
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Episode Two, "The Requisition"
An order for an emergency restocking of phaser alignment field
tuning rods arrives without a routing number, and it's up to the
IRD staff to track down the original requisition. |
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Episode Three, "The Sabbatical Factor"
Everything goes pretty smoothly and the staff kicks off early. |
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Episode Four, "Sword of Damocles"
Department Head Fenwick must decide whether to violate the
Really Important Directive and allow a shipment release form to
go through without re-authorization, or block the shipment and
risk setting off a major interdepartmental incident. |
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Episode Five, "Duck Duck Goose"
Deep Space Nine's Odo makes a guest appearance as he tries to
track down a missing cargo of moist towelettes with the help
of the IRD staff. But all is not as it seems! |
Star Trek: File This begins
this fall on UPN:
Where Trying to Build a Whole Network Around One Show Probably Wasn't Such a
Great Idea. |
