Well, with the baseball season over and the basketball players
negotiating for a contract that includes worldwide diplomatic immunity
and a free cone at Baskin-Robbins on their birthday no matter how
old they are, those of you who care more about the exploits of ball
players than, for example, the functioning of your own internal organs
may have to turn to some of America's less well-followed team sports
to give you reason to live.
To prepare you for this eventuality, we've put together this
little quiz that challenges you to identify which two teams of the following
groups of three actually exist, and which were made up in an attempt to
make you look ignorant. So grab a light beer and a Nitrate Dog and
have at it.
Remember, select the fake.