by Lore Sjöberg
We often enjoy Cosmopolitan. Not because we need to know how to give our cheekbones more
color or how to have better orgasms -- the orgasms we have give our cheekbones plenty of color,
thank you -- but it's nice to be able to have your personal life sorted out with a few
incisive questions in which someone you've never met creates hypothetical situations you'll
never be in to reveal problems you never knew you had.
Given that we live to share joy, we thought we'd provide yet another outlet to make
you unsatisfied with the life you're living. Have fun.