As we all know, one of the biggest threats to the purity and
innocence of childhood is the inclusion of subliminal porn
messages in cartoons. From the Little Mermaid's phallus palace to
the alternative Tinky-Winky lifestyle, hardly a child has been
left unscarred by the relentless onslaught of crypto-perversion.
Until now Pokémon has supposedly been above that sort
of thing, in spite of the unfortunate levels of potential humor
in the word "Pokéballs." But we're here today to share the
sad news that our even Ninentdo is not safe from this sort
of skullduggery, whatever "skullduggery" is.
Half of the unsavory phrases below are the names of actual
Pokémon, disguised by the infernal trickery of rearranging
the letters. The other half are, um, similarly unsavory phrases we
just made up. Can you tell which are which?