The Oral Sex Donation System
While advertising as a form of support for independent Web
sites has proven about as effective as sugar-frosted dental floss,
the Web still manages to serve as a massively multiplayer
open mic night for many the aspiring writer/artist/poet/revolutionary.
The reason for this is simple: money and fame have historically
been a less powerful motivator for creative types than the
prospect of receiving oral sex -- or at the very least, offers of oral sex -- from total strangers.
That's why we at the Brunching Shuttlecocks are introducing the
Oral Sex Donation System. We believe that, by making it easy for
donators of oral sex and recipients of oral sex to reach each other,
we can guarantee the continuing creative vitality of the Web.
Do you want your site to participate in the Oral Sex Donation System? Really
really? Simply fill out the form below and we'll provide you with a link
graphic and the HTML to allow your readers to provide what really
Note: we will be mailing you oral sex offers at the e-mail address
you provide. We will not give out your e-mail or use it for any
purpose other than that or communicating with you about the
Oral Sex Donation System. We will, however, display the name
you give to potential donors.
Want to see the Oral Sex Donation System in action? You can use the button
below. Provided purely for demonstration purposes, of course.