The Internet, as we all know, provides many incredible new ways to
communicate, most of which are staticky, confusing, or lacking in the
sort of verbal subtlety that prevents fistfights. The ensuing misunderstandings
have created a yawning maw of need for an equally technologically
impressive way of not communicating.
Well, if The Brunching Shuttlecocks aren't all about filling
yawning maws, we don't know what we're all about. Toward that
end, we have created NotMail, an e-mail forwarding service designed
so that you can let people know you're not talking to them without
actually having to tell them yourself.
Just enter your name and e-mail address below, so that your recipient
will know exactly who's not sending the mail. Add your recipient's
e-mail address and, optionally, a message telling them what you'd
be telling them if you were speaking to them which you're not, and we'll
deliver the news. Smoldering grudges were never this easy!
(We of course won't be keeping anyone's e-mail address. The mail
gets sent and the addresses never touch our hard drives, so we couldn't
share them even if we wanted to which we don't. So you can rest assured
that only you will be annoying your friends.)