by Lore Sjöberg
With the hype surrounding Star Wars Episode One reaching
cerebellum-shattering levels, you might expect that the
public now has all the major details concerning the film.
You might expect that while we may not have seen all the
lines and scenes, we at least have been introduced to
the major characters and plot points via the trailers.
You would be wrong.
Close examination of the aforementioned trailers has
turned up evidence of a massive cover-up of an incredibly
important -- and incredibly horrifying -- aspect of the film.
We hereby present our evidence, in the hope that something can
be done before we all become marionettes in Lucas's puppet
show of the damned.
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