The Brunching Shuttlecocks Features

With the hype surrounding Star Wars Episode One reaching cerebellum-shattering levels, you might expect that the public now has all the major details concerning the film. You might expect that while we may not have seen all the lines and scenes, we at least have been introduced to the major characters and plot points via the trailers.

You would be wrong.

Close examination of the aforementioned trailers has turned up evidence of a massive cover-up of an incredibly important -- and incredibly horrifying -- aspect of the film. We hereby present our evidence, in the hope that something can be done before we all become marionettes in Lucas's puppet show of the damned.

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