Has this happened to you? You're lost on
a mountaintop in inclement weather with no
way of contacting civilization. Etiquette
demands that you resort to cannibalism, but
nobody is dead! What can you do?
The answer is simple with Man Meals from
Eat'Em Foods. Each savory, easy-to-prepare
meal contains a generous portion of the finest
human body parts. From Chicken-Fried Thigh
with peas and peach cobbler to Finger Fingers
with mashed potatoes and a brownie, all our
Man Meals are delicious, whether cooked in
an oven, microwave, or over a hastily constructed
signal fire. They're so tasty you may even want
to let the wounded live!
Man Meals: Your First Choice When It Comes To Your Last Resort