by Lore Sjöberg

"Sears closes at 9:30 because that's when the Great Dragon awakens to restock the sporting goods department."	"Sages speak of another mall far away, wherein may be found a store in which everything is a dollar."
"The secret of Cinnabon was presented to mankind by the hero Mochalatta, who was chained to a blender by the gods for his impudence."	"A diet of Pepsi and soft pretzels is sufficient to sustain the pure of heart."