|Hummel Figurine -- "Apple Tree Girl"
||"Oh, those are just darling. My daughter has some of those and I just want to scoop them up and hug them every time I visit. Seventy-five dollars is fair, I think."
|Tommy Hilfiger Sailing Jacket XL
||"Jackets are very important. Fifty dollars."
|Mint-condition Garcia the Bear Beanie Baby
||"For heaven's sake, it's just a toy. A children's toy. Five dollars."
|Intel Pentium II-350 Mhz CPU
||"My goodness. That certainly sounds impressive. I'd say about a thousand dollars."
|Complete set of Playboy magazine, 1968-1978, VF to NM Condition
||"Oh, no. You're not peddling that filth on my Web site. No sirree Bob. You can just go down and buy that at the tobacconist with all the other naughty young men."