The Web is full of polls that attempt to boil complicated
issues down to a couple radio buttons. The president, the
Kosovo crisis, the Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog; these complicated
issues are reduced to selections a cheap cgi script can deal with,
allowing you, for the first time in history, a chance to voice
your opinions without a single human being having to pretend he
or she cares.
So we figure, why not get in on the action? And as long as
we're going to be taking invalid polls, why not strive to
create the least valid poll the world has ever seen? And so:
To see the latest results, vote again. What do we care?