The Twelve Least Surprising AP Headlines
by Lore Sjöberg
(All are actual AP wire headlines.)
Boy Scouts Gather for Jamboree
Teens May Be Lured by Sweet Booze
Copter Crash Victims To Be Buried
Heartache, Despair Thrive in Las Vegas
Pearl Harbor Veterans Tell Stories
Symphony to Feature Foreign Composers
Sarah Hughes Honored in Hometown
Cold Front May Break Heat Wave
Cuban Migrants Try to Reach Fla.
Study: Truck Wrecks Deadly for Kids
Colorado Lt. Gov. Has Documents
Twentysomethings Leaving Wisconsin
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