As you are all no doubt aware, the United States Food and Drug
Administration cares about how many insect parts you eat. They want
to make sure that the food on your plate contains only a reasonable
number of mouse hairs. It's touching, when you think about it.
And think about it you will, because you're about to take
a short quiz to determine how much you know about filth in your food.
For each food listed, simply pick the number that represents the
minimum amount that the FDA considers actionable: everything below
that is perfectly acceptable. Good luck and good eating!