by Lore Sjöberg
If you're like most people, there are going to be some serious
changes in your life if and when Hell actually gets around to
freezing over. We, for instance, will be purchasing a Sport Utility
Vehicle, enjoying a retrospective of Police Academy films, and
tuning into radio stations with slogans like "Your Place For Mellow
Memories and Laid-Back Listening."
With all this at stake, don't you want to be able to keep close
track of weather conditions in the Abyss? That's why we're
providing HellWeather, the daily weather forecast for Hell.
It changes every day, and tells you just what to expect in
terms of the Hell's climate. Just drop the following HTML into your
page, and you'll get the latest forecast. Is Hades in the 80's? Now
you'll know!
<A HREF="http://www.brunching.com/toys/hellweather.html"><IMG
SRC="http://www.brunching.com/images/hellweather.gif"
BORDER=0 ALT="The Weather in Hell"></A>
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