Campaign Funding Reform
"I'd like to reform my colon, that's what I'd like
"What education? I'm very uncomfortable here!"
"I really think insurance ought to cover removing feet
from asses, you know?"
"You think they've got problems! I've got a foot up my ass!"
Free Speech on the Internet
"As long as nobody's uploading another foot to
my ass, I could care less what they do."
Next week: The Political Agenda of a Man with his Hand in a Blender