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Campaign Funding Reform

[ Foot Guy ] "I'd like to reform my colon, that's what I'd like to reform!"


[ Foot Guy ] "What education? I'm very uncomfortable here!"

Health Coverage

[ Foot Guy ] "I really think insurance ought to cover removing feet from asses, you know?"

The Homeless

[ Foot Guy ] "You think they've got problems! I've got a foot up my ass!"

Free Speech on the Internet

[ Foot Guy ] "As long as nobody's uploading another foot to my ass, I could care less what they do."

Next week: The Political Agenda of a Man with his Hand in a Blender

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