by Lore Sjöberg
All right! We're so pumped up on androgens and carbonated
drinks that we want to do something
really dumb and exhausting! We want to buy
expensive sports equipment and subscribe to magazines
with nearly illegible typesetting! We want to spend
long weekends accumulating broken limbs! We
want to brag about it, using the phrases like "what a
rush," "it was a major rush" and "it was a total rush" in
every other sentence! Yeah!
Want to join us? Are you insert-gender-here enough?
Well we've got a little program to tell us what uninsurable
athletic expedition we're going on!