All right! We're so pumped up on androgens and carbonated drinks that we want to do something really dumb and exhausting! We want to buy expensive sports equipment and subscribe to magazines with nearly illegible typesetting! We want to spend long weekends accumulating broken limbs! We want to brag about it, using the phrases like "what a rush," "it was a major rush" and "it was a total rush" in every other sentence! Yeah!

Want to join us? Are you insert-gender-here enough? Well we've got a little program to tell us what uninsurable athletic expedition we're going on!