Ed's World, Part 13
Ed was the only smart man in the world.
Once a deliveryman came into his office building with several
packages for someone named "Dan."
"That's me," said Ed.
"I thought your name was Ed," said the deliveryman.
"The 'A' and 'N' are silent," explained Ed. "And the 'E' is invisible."
"Sign right here," said the deliveryman.