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The Drug Slang Translator

Thank heavens for the White House Drug Policy Web page. If not for their dictionary of street terms for drugs, we never would have realized the extent to which every single person in the nation is a drooling, dilated, glue-freebasing drug addict. Is the person next to you at the diner asking for a sandwich and some tea? As it turns out, they're actually using their "street smarts" to procure some marijuana and a potent combination of cocaine and marijuana!

In order to help you track down and loathe the sub-human sandwich-ingesters, we've devised a little program that will scan the Web page of your choice and translate all of those underground drug terms into straightforward English. Just enter a URL below and learn more. ("More" being a street term for PCP.)

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