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Thoughts from the Staff Meeting

[ Dave ]

I wonder if they'll keep ignoring me if I just keep nodding my head in agreement.

[ Dave ]

I never realized just how many air vents are in this room.

[ Dave ]

This is the most comfortable chair I've ever sat in. I'm stealing it after the meeting.

[ Dave ]

Are we going to get a presentation? Please tell me we're getting a presentation. I can sleep during a presentation.

[ Dave ]

Why is everyone's pager going off at the same time? Are they really busy, or are they just paging each other?

[ Dave ]

If all the people in this meeting were stranded on a desert island, who would be the first one eaten?

[ Dave ]

Where did Steve get that pen? I want one.

[ Dave ]

My doodles have evolved over time. I used to draw stars and squiggly lines, but now I'm getting more geometric.

[ Dave ]

I think I'm the cutest person in the room. Janis is pretty cute, and so is Harold, but I think I'm cuter.

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