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Thoughts from the BBQ

[ Dave ]

Matchlight briquettes? No lighter fluid? Where's the fun in that?

[ Dave ]

Who brought Spam to the BBQ? Am I supposed to grill it? How do you know when Spam's done?

[ Dave ]

Is the grill hot enough? It doesn't look that hot. I'd better check and see.. Ow! Yes, ok, yes, it's hot enough.

[ Dave ]

Why did Sam just tell Betty he'd like some vanilla? What's he talking about? Is that their secret signal? Are they bored?

[ Dave ]

Bill's had three beers already. Damn. He's gonna have three more and then pass out in my living room. He does it every year. I hate it. He drools.

[ Dave ]

OK, that piece is definitely ready. It's been well grilled. I wonder what it is.

[ Dave ]

I need more newspaper to start the fire. Here we go, no wait, that's the sports section. I'd better save that.

[ Dave ]

Don't fill up on chips people, you won't have room for all the meat I'm grilling. Then I'd have to kill you.

[ Dave ]

Roger just wished me a happy Memorial Day. Is that right? Are we supposed to be happy today?

[ Dave ]

Nobody ever gets naked at my BBQs. I wonder what I'm doing wrong.

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