Mention cryogenics at a party and you're likely to hear a lot of talk about frozen severed heads and terminal illnesses. But what a lot of people don't know is that cryonic suspension isn't just for the doomed anymore. Many healthy people are choosing CryoLabs for their day-to-day stasis needs: healthy people like yourself. 

Can't wait for the season premiere of "Law and Order"? Want to look young and fit for your 25th high school reunion? Are you attracted to the Spice Girls, but into older women? Looking forward to the day when cockroaches evolve into our tyrannical overlords? CryoLabs can help. 

It's as easy as ABC: 

Agree to our perfectly reasonable and legally binding contract. 
Be frozen.
Come to life when the world has become your personal paradise.* 

Why settle for today when you can have tomorrow? 

CRYOLABS: The Aces of Stasis 

*Successful revival not guaranteed.