Jack Chick is best known for making charming little cartoony pamphlets about how you're going to Hell, which people then leave in phone booths for poor lost souls to read and -- if they're the sort of people who base major spiritual decisions on what little cartoon people tell them -- convert to Jack Chick's brand of Christianity, which is to say the sort of Christianity that believes that the Pope will soon require you to get a tattoo on your forehead.

Less popular, but no less compelling on a theological level, are the "Crusaders" comics. These are full-size, full-color comics about Timothy Emerson Clark (former Green Beret) and James Carter (former urban stereotype), two buddies who travel the world evangelizing to the sort of people who make major spiritual decisions based on what guys in really tight shirts tell them. These comics are definitely the best value in paranoid religious conspiracy graphic literature with homoerotic overtones available on the market today.

Excited? I know you are! So let's join Jim and Tim as they...

Practice their pick-up lines!

Kick down doors in Spanish!

Meet interesting people!

Convert anarchists!

Convert people from other religions!

Convert assholes who, having accepted Jesus into their hearts, remain assholes!

Take off their shirts for no apparent reason!

Right on, indeed!