Your saga begins in a commercial establishment licensed
for beverages, alcholic, the sale of; and intended for
socialization, interpersonal, leading to sexual encounters,
classification desperate, sub-classification shameful. In other
words, a pick-up bar. And lo! There's a member of the appropriate
sex who fits your minimal standards of attractiveness and
personal hygiene now! What well-practiced opening line do
you use on him or her?