The election season is officially underway, along with the
traditional political food chain of information. The candidates
say something, their staff explains what they meant, media
pundits explain what they really meant, and the public bases its
decision on the ensuing late-night talk show comedy monologues.
So we figure, why go the long way around? Instead, you can use
our little script to make the candidates say whatever you want them to,
in a form that you can easily put on your Web page. In keeping with
the other political media tradition of proclaiming the winners months
in advance, we're only providing you the presumed frontrunners. Enjoy!