Twelve Actual AP Headlines Which, When Followed By 'Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah,' Can Be Sung To The Tune of 'Camptown Races'
by Lore Sjöberg

Man in Wheelchair Killed by Train

Britain Plans Pre-Emptive Cull

CBS Wins Ratings Week

Study: Measles Vaccine Safe

Cop Charged With Accepting Bribe

Devils 3, Coyotes 2

Woman Charged in Daughter's Death

German Super-Union Cleared

Feds Have Room For More Rate Cuts

Census Details at a Glance

Workers Strike at Nursing Homes

Bush to Parents: Love Your Kids