A while back, we mentioned in one of our articles that
we rarely do Clinton humor. Well, some people have accused
us of lying about how much Clinton humor we've done, and there
have even been calls for me to resign my membership in the Burger
King Kids Club. All I can say in my defense is that I told the
truth, considering what I understood the term "Clinton Humor"
to mean at the time.
Anyhow, we're not hosting the exercise in high bandwidth
low politics known as the Grand Jury Testimony Video, but we are
allowing you to create your own salacious-yet-evasive testimony
just by filling in the following fields: