Clothe the homeless, but make them wear humiliating T-shirts.

Lower taxes on the rich, but make them use exact change.

De-fund the National Endowment for the Arts, but provide government subsidies for blank books and turtlenecks.

Provide low-cost health care, but not for injuries sustained while protesting U.S. foreign policy.

Ban sex on the Internet, but also ban violence on the Internet.