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Bipartisan Compromises

Clothe the homeless, but make them wear humiliating T-shirts.

[ Homeless Guy ]

Lower taxes on the rich, but make them use exact change.

[ Rich Guy ]

De-fund the National Endowment for the Arts, but provide government subsidies for blank books and turtlenecks.

[ Artistic Guy ]

Provide low-cost health care, but not for injuries sustained while protesting U.S. foreign policy.

[ Protest Guy ]

Ban sex on the Internet, but also ban violence on the Internet.

[ Computer. Not a guy at all. ]
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