by Lore Sjöberg

Chapter 1: Famous quotations

"Free at last, free at last": 161
"Show me the money": 542

Chapter 2: Moral Education

"share your toys": 25
"worship Satan": 181

Chapter 3: Popular Culture

"Das Boot": 822
"Gilligan's Island": 1683

Chapter 4: Van Halen

"Sammy Hagar rules": 1
"David Lee Roth rules": 0

Chapter 5: Legumes

"garbanzo bean": 99
"chickpea": 891

Chapter 6: Ideals

"101 reasons why I'm a vegetarian": 84
"101 things not to say during sex": 124

Chapter 7: Uses of the Web

"voter's guides": 28
"pictures of naked women": 1431