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Hey! Yeah, you! Do enjoy thrill rides? Of course you do! But are you bored with the big, wooden roller coasters? Do the steel stand-up coasters make you yawn? Do the modern motion simulators simply rock you to sleep? If you've answered "yes" to any of these questions, than you need to take a ride on the biggest, baddest, thrill ride of them all: Your Mom!

But before riding Your Mom, you'll need to know the following:

Your Mom is a wild, turbulent ride. Therefore, expectant mothers or people with heart conditions or lower back problems should not ride Your Mom.

You must be a least 48 inches tall to ride Your Mom.

Please watch you step while entering Your Mom.

Keep your arms and legs inside Your Mom at all times, and please remain seated while Your Mom is in motion.

There is no smoking on Your Mom.

While riding Your Mom, feel free to take as many pictures as you'd like, as long as they are not for commercial use.

There is currently a 45-minute wait to ride Your Mom.

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