It's "certain" that nobody's gotten tired of the insincerity and detached irony that's so prevalent in today's "hip" discourse. There's nothing the the world quite as "thrilling" as stumbling across yet another Web page drenched in "disaffected" sarcasm. And "everybody's" constantly asking us where they can get "more" of this "precious" commodity.

That's why we're so very "proud" to be providing you this "incredibly" "useful" form. It will work its "magic" on nearly any page on the Web, transforming it into a "masterpiece" of sarcasm. It "may" "change" your "life."