As we all know, one of the biggest threats to the purity and innocence of childhood is the inclusion of subliminal porn messages in cartoons. From the Little Mermaid's phallus palace to the alternative Tinky-Winky lifestyle, hardly a child has been left unscarred by the relentless onslaught of crypto-perversion.
Until now Pokémon has supposedly been above that sort of thing, in spite of the unfortunate levels of potential humor in the word "Pokéballs." But we're here today to share the sad news that our even Ninentdo is not safe from this sort of skullduggery, whatever "skullduggery" is.
Half of the unsavory phrases below are the names of actual Pokémon, disguised by the infernal trickery of rearranging the letters. The other half are, um, similarly unsavory phrases we just made up. Can you tell which are which?