Computers do so much for us: they help keep track of our finances, play games with us, and of course rule the planet and its puny organics with an iron fist. But somehow, computers have not freed us from that most dreary and inhumanizing of tasks: adding "in bed" to the end of our fortune cookie fortunes.

Until today.

In the area below, you can enter your fortune, and the Text Inbedder will render it correctly for you. Enter anything you like, actually. If you enter in a URL, the Text Inbedder will transform the entire page into properly-inbedded text.